Hints & Tips
If you, as I do, religiously read Dick Roberts’ blogs every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, you’ll know he’s a stickler for detail. He’ll give you the specs’ and prices of a hundred machines, often off the top off his head and is unlikely to miss an important detail. Not for Dick the flowery, whimsical ramblings of the slightly bonkers Holly or, in fact, my own sometimes helpful, sometimes obscure rantings. No Dick is a straight down the line, this is how it is garden machinery encyclopedia on legs and that’s why we love him.
Dick in his blog yesterday blog yesterday directed his big blog spotlight on Britain’s Best-Selling Lawn Tractor the wonderful, powerful, wet grass collecting, amazingly priced (£1499 – you’re kidding me right?) Lawnflite 603 XT-S which comes with a FREE trailer worth £199. They say there is no such thing as a free lunch but there, with no catch, no hidden costs or dangers lurking in the small print is a FREE trailer. Not as tasty as a pulled pork roll I grant you, but twice as useful and a lot more valuable. So it got me thinking. Apart from this trailer what other FREE stuff does MowDirect offer? So I had a look and I found quite a few. They are pretty substantial so, in an ‘homage’ to Dick, who loves his top fives and tens, I am going to offer my own Top Five MowDirect FREE stuff! Yay! And I’m going to put the word FREE in bold and caps every time like I just don’t care! Sorry. Got carried away Here goes…
At Number 1. FREE OIL. Yes, FREE OIL with every petrol powered machine. I’d pretty much suggest that no other garden machinery retailer does this. Every petrol powered machine that MowDirect sells is accompanied by a FREE bottle of high-grade oil, the right one for your machine, so you can get started right away without having to drive down to the local petrol station and get side-tracked by chocolate peanuts, tartan tins of shortbread, rubbish coffee and some crappy flowers wrapped in plastic.
At Number 2. FREE Lawnflite trailer worth £199 (as I have mentioned above) available with every fabulous Lawnflite 603 XT-S Lawn Tractor. This trailer is ideal for shipping rubble, compost wood or anything else you want transporting around your property and immediately adds value to your tractor making it a proper garden workhorse. This is a quality item and a great FREE gift.
Coming in at Number 3. FREE Chainsaw Accessories with the Oleo-Mac GS-350 the Oleo-Mac GS-370 and the Oleo-Mac GS-410C Pro Petrol Chainsaws – check out the picture (left) for details. This collection offers everything you need to get started on that pile of logs safely and efficiently and includes safety gloves, a helmet with visor and earmuffs oil and a 2-stroke mixing bottle. Oh, and by the way, these chainsaws are seriously good, well-built, efficient and amazing value, exclusive to MowDirect so at great prices. You might go there for the FREE stuff but you’ll love the bit you pay for.
And at Number 4. What about our legendary FREE delivery? Let’s not forget that. It’s such an integral part of MowDirect’s industry-leading offer to its customers, we forget how great it really is. Not everyone offers this you know. Whatever you buy from MowDirect, from a shiny red Jerry Can to a massive, world-beating Toro ZS4200T Timecutter Zero-Turn Ride-On Mower delivery is FREE to the UK mainland. Most items delivered on the next working day. Not just that, but if you buy a ride-on mower of any kind, you get our Premium Delivery Service (again, absolutely FREE so your ride-on is delivered tuned, tested, polished, assembled and ready to go.
Finally at Number 5. FREE kit with the Einhell GH-BC Petrol Brushcutter. Again you get to start fast and safe with this pile of FREE kit worth over £40 and consisting of a helmet with ear and face guard, protective gloves and 2-stroke mixing bottle.
And that’s it. Well, what more do you want? Free lunch? Do you really think a couple of sticky chicken wings, a tuna sandwich and a coffee in a plastic cup are worth it? Not when you have freebies of this magnitude they ain’t. Anyway, I need to lie down in a darkened room now and try to get the word FREE out of my head.
Enjoy your garden… and your FREE stuff. Phew! Drew Hardy
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