As my regular reader will know, (hello Mum) I usually start my blogs with some witty story or social comment, appertaining to the subject only in a lateral sense, rambling on with the occasional Bon Mot, eventually leading to my actual purpose – to tell you about our good deals. Not this time. (See what … Continued

MacMulch: ‘Methinks I see a multitude of leaves. That fall like golden coin upon the green. Disease is harboured in those flaxen depths, And not a Feider Chipper to be seen. (Exit pursued by gardener) Exerpt from ‘Mulch Ado About Autumn‘ – by William Shakespeare) Yes I know. The play doesn’t exist. I wrote it. … Continued

As Summer rings its bell, starts to put chairs on the unoccupied tables and tells punters in a loud voice ‘Last orders ladies and gentlemen please’, we have nipped outside, looked at the sky and decided it’s time to get in early for the next shift. As Sean Bean may have said in an earlier … Continued

Yes. It’s official. The time for sizzling sausages, luscious lamb, beefy burgers and totally ignored salads is upon us. Sunny or not, the temperatures are up, the rain is staying away and barbecue adverts are dominating primetime television. To be honest, the weather is not even necessarily a factor these days as more and more … Continued

Hey you. Look. Look out of the window. Yes, you. See that yellowy, bright glowing stuff coming out of the sky… that’s sunshine that is. I think you’ll find the sun is doing its best to make up for a poor start to the season with a mid-season flourish (rather like Everton, West Ham and … Continued

What’s lurking in your long grass? Crouching in your crouch grass? Hiding in your overgrowth? Toys? Hedgehogs? Elvis playing poker with Lord Lucan? Whatever it is, you know the bits of potential jungle have to go, the edges of your lawn look like Hagrid and Gandalf’s beard have got together and set up home and … Continued

Sleek, powerful, compact and cheap to run with a comfortably padded seat…but enough about me. I’m actually here to celebrate and present our new Racing Ride-on mower. We are incredibly proud of this groundbreaking machine, as it is something of a fabulous beast, mythical and rare, like the unicorn, the minotaur and a passport control … Continued

You may be planning to buy a shiny new mower. You may well have bought one already. Great. Ride-on? Walk-Behind? Petrol powered? Battery? Lovely. Have you bought a cover? No? What? If you spent a fortune on a lovely car, let’s say an Aston Marten Vantage (sorry, had to stop there to wipe away some … Continued

Writing an Easter-time blog without using any egg-based jokes is about as hard as trying to get a straight answer out of a politician. However, I shall try my hardest to do eggsactly that…DOH! Well, I’m only human. As I look out of my window, thinking about where to hide the Easter eggs so my … Continued

As the Spring progresses, the light in the evening increases even further and the Scandinavian winds begin to realise there’s more to life than making British people miserable, we look to our lawns and imagine how marvellous they could look if we only had a shiny new mower… And that is where MowDirect comes in. … Continued