Ah. We are getting close now. I can almost hear the sleigh-bells as the old chap in red and white approaches, guiding his crack team of thoroughbred reindeer through the snow (rain probably) closely followed by the merry Ocado van as it brings good things – and a couple of substitutions – to all mankind, or maybe just to the 2nd floor flat, Park Mansions, Rumbelow Rd, Chiswick.
Seriously though. It’s time to get in the festive mood for real and it’s NOT too late to buy some presents. Now last year I offered you a vision of my Night Before Christmas Dream in which I attempted a shortened version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
This Christmas I wish to be slightly less frivolous. Practical gifts have been in vougue this year and It’s a plain and simple, practical fact that MowDirect has a really fabulous department just full of gifts for gardeners of all types and with a view to budgets of many shapes and sizes.
So I shall attempt to go one better than last year and offer you a list of 12 of my top gift suggestions, all of which come with FREE delivery to the UK mainland and at seriously good prices.
MY FAVOURITE 12 GIFTS FROM MOWDIRECT’S TOP 50 GARDENING GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS
You know the form. I’m not writing it out over and over. You know the song. here goes…
On the first day of Christmas my true-love sent to me, a pole-pruner for my pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true-love sent to me, two Mountfield tractors and…
On the third day of Christmas my true-love sent to me, three Redback Blowers…
On the fourth day of Christmas my true-love sent to me four cordless chainsaws…
On the fifth day of Christmas my true-love gave to me FREE DELIVERY…
On the sixth day of Christmas my true-love sent to me six zero turns…
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Seven Trimmers Trimming…
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eight Splitters Splitting…
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Nine Scarifiers…
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Ten MD Tondus…
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true-love sent to me Eleven Einhell Mowers…
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true-love sent to me Twelve Top-Class Tlllers…
Eleven Einhell Mowers… Ten MD Tondus, Nine Scarifiers, Eight Splitters Splitting, Seven Trimmers Trimming, Six Zero Turns FREE DELIVERY, Four Cordless Chainsaws, Three Redback Blowers, Two Mountfield Tractors and a Pole-pruner for my Pear Tree!
And don’t forget, that’s just my selection. We have a whole 50 ideas for gifts so take a look at the rest. Don’t forget we will despatch up to 3PM Thursday 22nd December and our office closes on the 23rd. The office re-opens on Tuesday 3rd January and we will deal with any ‘over-holiday’ oprers then.
And that’s it. Taking a break for Christmas and I will see you next year. A FANTASTIC Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year from me and all the bloggers at MowDirect. Enjoy your garden, and Christmas. Drew Hardy