Now the current chap The chap I am seeing at the moment, well not seeing enough of to be honest, is a bit of a gardening fanatic, which makes a change from the usual blokes who are into classic cars, martinis and your best friend.
Subsequently, I have a feeling he is going to try and encourage me to do more in the garden and has hinted at wanting to receive a garden related present recently, while I have been hinting at I have hinted at a particularly nice pair of shoes I spotted in Selfridges and a long weekend in Paris.
Even so. late last night, having been flicking through a MowDirect gardening equipment brochure, wondering what to buy him, and listening to the radio, I fell asleep during a particularly lovely rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas by the Kings Singers, and dreamed this…
The Twelve MowDirect Days of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas my truelove gave to me…a Chainsaw to cut down my tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas my tru2 love gave to me two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four Garden Rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollersr, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Six Pairs of Scissors five Pruning Saws; four Cobra rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven Planting Trowels, six Pairs of Scissors, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollers, three Handy
Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 8 Allett Classics , seven Planting Trowels, six Pairs of Scissors, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight Hayter Spirits, seven Planting Trowels, six Pairs of Scissors, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten Sprayers Spraying, eight Hayter Spirits, seven Planting Trowels, six Pairs of Scissors, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree.
4 Redback mowers – Powerful, quiet, cheap to run, you get ‘mower for your money’
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven Great Hedgetrimmers, ten Sprayers Spraying, eight Hayter Spirits, seven Planting Trowels, six Pairs of Scissors, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Al-KO Tractors, eleven Great Hedgetrimmers, ten Sprayers Spraying, eight Hayter Spirits, seven Planting Trowels, six Pairs of Scissors, five Pruning Saws; four Garden Rollers, three Handy Tillers two Redback Mowers…(big finish)
,,,and a Chainsaw to cut down my tree!
Which was all a bit of a waste of time ultimately because all my true love had to do was send my a link to MowDirect’s Great Gifts For Gardeners page, and let me click to see all these amazing bargains myself.
Still, it’s the thought that counts and at least in my dream I had enough pairs of scissors to share with friends, a fleet of handsome tractors and more Rollers than Jeremy Clarkson’s classic car collection.
Ah well. Do take a look at our fabulous Christmas deals, we’re only three weeks away! See ya. Holly
